Even though the Phyrexian is practically unreadable, your opponents will be stunned when you put them on the battlefield
Legendary Creature - Human Knight Color tag templates(None) Commander (CTRL to add secondary) Burn Qty: 13 Price: $51.99 Angrath's Marauders If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead
however, you do get to open a new Attraction to replace it
Then this costs three and then brings back any dork with a cheaper cost at five or fewer or Spacecraft too and then makes you a ramping Lander too, but you need to sacrifice something of the artifact (might I suggest tokens like Treasures) or dork (ditto like Robots or Zombies) persuasion
However, while I totally see where you're coming from, I disagree where these exact effects belong.Stopping your opponents from searching like this can be white
Protection from a single color can be a game-warping effect, but Etched Champion goes the extra mile by gaining protection from all colors